💓😈𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼😈💓
By: CoraLee June & Carrie Gray
Genre: Standalone, PNR, Rom-Com
Release Date: September. 20, 2020
I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.
Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an Olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. I’m basically basic.
I’m in the prime of my life. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I’m thirty, flirty, and thriving.
Or at least I was, until some jerk had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.
I don’t do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don’t like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don’t get me started on Diego. He’s vampire royalty and a pain in my butt. A very sexy pain in the butt. When he’s not driving me crazy with all his rules, he’s turning my panties into Niagara falls.
I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe nineties grunge music video.
💓😈𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓞𝓯 𝓐 𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀😈💓
❝Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀsᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ sᴀʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ?! Vᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇs?❞
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 𝟓/𝟓 Overall Rating: Well This Sucks by CoraLee June and Carrie Gray is a standalone, laugh out loud, steamy, paranormal rom-com about a basic bitch turned vampire! Oh my gosh, these ladies are KILLING these co-writes! 👏 After I read Aggro, I was like damnnn ladies, then I read Looking to Score and after I picked my jaw up off the floor I was like OH MY GOD, you two are freaking amazing… after reading Well This Sucks, I am completely HOOKED!!! I’m hoping for many, MANY more co-writes from these two because they just keep getting better and better! I have literally laughed until my stomach hurts, all the one-liners have cracked me up, and OMG let’s not forget the epic chapter headings!! 😂🤣 Well This Sucks is NOTHING like I expected nor is it like any other vampire romance I’ve read, but I absolutely LOVED it! If you’re looking for a funny, steamy read then I HIGHLY suggest checking out Well This Sucks!
❝I’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ғʟᴇᴅɢʟɪɴɢ. I’ᴍ Dʀᴇᴡ Lᴀɴᴇ, ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀɪʀᴇ.❞
All Drew Lane wanted was dinner and an “O” or two. What she got? A boring guy who helps his Mama poop and a cute enough waiter who offers her a quickie in the alley.
But things go from bad to worse for Drew when waiter guy lets his bitchy granny take a bite out of her.
It doesn’t take long for Drew to find out that life as she knows it has now been changed forever.
She’s now an undead, a vampire.
Diego is the King of Vampires for a reason and he can not allow an unsanctioned fledgling to exist. But once he sets his sights on Drew he’s instantly smitten and finds it impossible to kill her.
❝Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ғʟᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ. I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ. I ғᴇʟᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ. I ᴡᴀs ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ.❞
So, instead of killing her, he finishes her transition and lets her feed from him. Which unbeknownst to Drew, after feeding from a vampire king, instantly elevates her “status” in the vampire community.
Drew’s transition is far from easy. This independent woman now has rules, regulations, and a whole slew of council members to please. Oh, and don’t forget the Vampire KING, if she wants to live… or is it to remain undead?
This laugh out loud rom-com is one you’ll have to read for yourself to find out what happens next!
❝Wᴇʟʟ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. I’ᴅ ᴘᴀss ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs, ғᴀɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.❞
💙 (H) Hero: Diego—Vampire King. Mr. Tall, dark, and handsome rules with an iron fist, everyone needs to follow the rules and fear his wrath. But a certain little fledgling gets under his skin… quite literally, and causes all kinds of problems for him. Once Diego realizes the connection between himself and Drew is a lot more than just chemistry, he’ll do anything to protect her, even from herself. Which he has to do, many, many times. Lol, the girl can’t stay out of trouble to save her life, literally! I love how alpha possessive this usually calm, cool, and collected King gets over Drew, but I adore how he lets her just be HER.
❝Wᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ғᴀᴛᴇᴅ, Dʀᴇᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴏɴʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴇɴsɪғʏɪɴɢ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Aᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ.❞
❤️ (h) Heroine: Drew Lane. Sassy, independent, confidant, and outspoken. As the marketing director of a very successful sex toy company Drew is all about female empowerment and isn’t afraid to say exactly what’s on her mind or take care of her own…*uhm* pleasure… 😈 I love that she’s a woman who owns her sexuality! She is living her best life when she’s turned into a vampire, but she’s not about to let that slow her down. She’s certainly not happy about being a vampire but she makes the best of the situation and her laugh out loud inner monologue had me giggling the whole way through the story.
❝I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ᴋɪʟʟ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ.❞
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 𝟓/𝟓 Romance & Steam: The chemistry between these two is fang licking HOT! It’s a little bit of a slow burn for the main event… but there are plenty of tiny bites leading up to the main course! 🤤😈
❝Tʜᴀᴛ’s ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs. Cᴏᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪɴɢ.❞
❥ 𝟚 ❥ Secondary Characters: Bitchy Granny Betty had me laughing until my stomach hurt! I love her and Drew’s banter and her take no prisoners attitude!
❝Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ sᴇʟғ-ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs?❞
🌪 Cliffhanger Warning: Nope, Well This Sucks is a standalone… butttt I surely wouldn’t be mad if they decided to continue on with this Vampire Coven! NOT. AT. ALL!
❝Aɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴍʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ.❞
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About The Authors
CoraLee June is an international bestselling romance writer who enjoys engaging projects and developing real, raw, and relatable characters.
She is an English major from Texas State University and has had an intense interest in literature since her youth.
She currently resides with her husband and two daughters in Dallas, Texas, where she enjoys long walks through the ice-cream aisle at her local grocery store.
I have always loved to read. In kindergarten, I was the weird kid sitting in the reading nook by myself instead of trying to get more snacks. I’m excited to be putting my own voice on the page and watching a story I helped create come to life. I still love to read, but I also really like snacks.
I grew up in Chicago but recently moved back to the Dallas area where I live with my husband and son.
I have my Bachelor of Science in Biology. I spent a year researching chimpanzees and gorillas while I was in Chicago and then I spent another two months on a chimpanzee sanctuary trying to convince headstrong chimps to cooperate. Pro tip – grapes are a pretty hot bargaining tool. They work wonders with my toddler too.